WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG???

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.

'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

A Tennessee couple, Dave a Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave 'fixed'. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision, why after 9 children would they choose to do this? Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish!

JAJAJAJJAJJA... Thats fucking funny SKI... You're better at jokes than commenting on foreign policy towards latin america!

GrandpaGouletcito is a crafty ole fart with dementia but not when it comes to his jokes.!!!!!

the guy is a veritable encyclopaedia of humor. if only he would stick to jokes.