Couldn't have said better

1. I left Canada not the USA
2. Because of cold, not immigration policy of Canada

As a Pastor in Ottawa the Capitol of Canada, for 12 years, I helped start an Ethiopian Church and A French Congo Church with many Hatians invloved. These are my close friends. I made sure the church I was pastor of provided years of almost free use of the bulding when other churches wanted to charge them high rents. In the case of the Ethiopian Church, I was their pastor for over a year, and handled baptisms and weddings via a translator.

So keep on believing your own delusions, that a white man or woman who opposes Obama's policies is a racist. Sorry amigo, we opppose him because he is bankrupting the country and is screwing up big time. Many educated blacks int he USA oppose the half- white president based on the same reasons, certainly NOT because they as black people are racists.

So get over it already. I have as many black/colored friends in Canada as I do white, and also in the DR I meet every week with Hatian and DR friends, trying to get them not to be so racist.

You stand corrected. Tacky, I understand you may not have read the above before. Dreadsy and ABC have as I have posted this info before. Accept this or just go on spouting the usual false accusations as Dreadsy and AdummyBC no doubt will.

Why is it so hard for them to grasp that there are millions of white and black people who oppose Obama based on his screwy dangerous policies (like bringing the terrosists from Cuba to the USA)
and not because he is half-white.

Thanks

Ah, that was not a compliment!

What about the people who didn't voted Republican because it had a white canditate?. But who give a sh!t about it, both parties are pro Zionist and arer basically the same thing. The smartest US politician right now in my eyes would be Ron Paul. I would vote for Paul/Keyes.

Why are you on this board and not on a Brazilian or Puerto Rican one?

I agree with you about Ron Paul. But the USA is controlled by a few people who choose the two lead candidates before the people get to chose, so there is no real choice.

Obama Tax Jokes


"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit Obama's national debt." -- Tip o'the hat to Herbert Hoover

Based on his performance in office so far, President Obama should do just fine on his future tax returns. After all, he will be able to write off his second term.

It's too bad that we can't buy stock in the federal tax system. With Obama as president that will be only thing sure to go up.

President Obama is angrily calling for more federal tax increases. He just heard from his advisors that some American taxpayers weren't completely broke yet.

The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard trying to solve that problem.

Barack Obama isn't planning on buying TurboTax®. Obama can turbocharge our taxes all by himself.

President Obama's tax return should list Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as dependents.

President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.

President Obama has just announced that he has a new plan to simplify the tax code. From now on only the Republicans will have to have to pay any taxes.

Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?

A. President Obama.

President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income.

Under Obama everyone in America will be working for the government. Democrats will be on the payrolls and Republicans will be on the tax rolls.

In the interest of full disclosure, President Obama's should declare all of the fawning media coverage he's received so far as a gift on his tax return.




Despite what some people are claiming, this country is just as free under the Obama presidency as it ever was . . . unless you happen to be a taxpayer.




If President Obama listed free enterprise on his tax return, it would have to be listed as a liability. That's because he just writes it off.




Today the IRS released new guidelines on how to avoid audits while Obama is the president. Number one - Don't list excessive deductions. Number two - File your return on time. Number three - Register to vote as a Democrat.




Judging by his wild spending so far, President Obama has apparently decided that it is easier to trim the taxpayers than to trim federal spending.




Don't think of it as paying more taxes. Think of it as giving Obama a big tip.




Thanks to President Obama we will become a more honest people. Once we're all jobless there won't be any point in lying on our tax returns.




Next year's "stimulus" tax return will fit on a postcard.




How much money did you make?

Mail it in.





President Obama intends to reward ambition. With higher taxes.




Now that Obama is the President you can still get ahead if you get up early in the morning, work late every day and hit the lottery.





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Barack Obama's Fake Birth Certificate

Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He's deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro) to put on it.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. The ink isn't dry yet.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. Hillary Clinton won't give it back to him.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He accidently smoked it.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

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Racist Jokes about Obama

1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

4. If you ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya's alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)

8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot's big ears is politically correct.)

9. If you ever said that the look on his wife's face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain's face is politically correct.)

10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

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Popular Barack Obama Jokes

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
A. He answers the door when the phone rings.

Q. Why did Obama think that he had campaigned in 57 states?
A. His heavy pot use has left him a brownie short of a full pan.

Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”

Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”

Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Anagrams
President Barack Obama = Arab base, pink Democrat
President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep.

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.

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It is in my eyes. Remember racism to me is just love for one's race, not hate for others. Racial supremacy is a whole other thing. I believe everyone should stick to their own kind and I condemn racial suicide.

I am wondering if I am reading this or am I dreaming.
That some one would allow you to be their "pastor"
Do you normally refers to someone like Obama as
half-white who is not president of the USA? I would never "think
you are racist" simply because you "oppose Obama"

I normally refer to someone as half-white who is half-white. Or you could go with mullato - that is accurate for Obama. Of half-black. But NOT black when you have been to Africa or Haiti you tend to know the diff.