Dominican Woman don't know how to lie.. that's why they practice every Day ! Lesson 1 - Santo Domingo

#3 - Posted 9 July 2009, 2:57 PM
brasilia Location: Dominican Republic Join date: July 2009 Member #: 3051 Posts: 100	RE: Dominican Woman don't know how to lie.. that's why they practice every Day ! Lesson 1 Quote: Andy28 previously said: This Post is dedicated to dominican women and has following Target... to try to teach you how to lie. Obviously most of you don't know. My intention is not to offend anybody (especially not women), i just want to approach this Issue in a funny way. If anybody of you has any Examples and Solutions you are welcome to join. One more thing.. don't give me any Responses like, if the people here are so bad go back to where you come from bla bla bla... Believe me, i have my Reasons to be here. I am sure everybody agrees on that their is nothing worst than a dumm or stupid lie. Here we go... LESSON # 1 Lie: I am sorry honey i couldn't take your phone call, i had no signal ! (very common) Solution: Next time you are bang... your ex Boyfriend or whoever just turn of the phone and say you run out of Battery. IF YOU HAVE NO SIGNAL THE PHONE WANT RING 8 TIMES BEFORE THE VOICEMAIL STARTS ! SOUNDS LIKE A DOMINICAN CHICA SUCKED YOUR SORRY BUTT UP, MADE YOU FALL IN LOVE, TOOK YOUR MONEY AND LEFT WITH ME AND LIED ABOUT IT. NOW YOU'RE A SORRY HURT PUPPY. GET OVER MAN. THERE ARE MORE FISH IN THE POND. Edited on 7/9/2009 2:58 PM by brasilia.
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RE: Dominican Woman don't know how to lie.. that's why they practice every Day ! Lesson 1

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brasilia previously said:

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Andy28 previously said:

This Post is dedicated to dominican women and has following Target... to try to teach
you how to lie. Obviously most of you don't know.
My intention is not to offend anybody (especially not women), i just want to approach this Issue
in a funny way. If anybody of you has any Examples and Solutions you are welcome to join.
One more thing.. don't give me any Responses like, if the people here are so bad go back to where you come from bla bla bla... Believe me, i have my Reasons to be here. I am sure everybody agrees on that their is nothing worst than a dumm or stupid lie.

Here we go...
LESSON # 1

Lie: I am sorry honey i couldn't take your phone call, i had no signal ! (very common)

Solution: Next time you are bang... your ex Boyfriend or whoever just turn of the phone and say you run out of Battery.
IF YOU HAVE NO SIGNAL THE PHONE WANT RING 8 TIMES BEFORE THE VOICEMAIL STARTS !

I SOUND LIKE A BRASILIAN CHICA WHO SUCKS BUTT ., I OFTEN FALL IN LOVE, FOR YOUR MONEY AND LIE ABOUT IT. I'M A SORRY HURT PUPPY. I NEED A MAN. I'M GOING TO JUMP IN THE POND.

#1 - Posted 8 July 2009, 4:02 PM
Andy28 Location: Dominican Republic Join date: July 2009 Member #: 3089 Posts: 6	Dominican Woman don't know how to lie.. that's why they practice every Day ! Lesson 1 This Post is dedicated to dominican women and has following Target... to try to teach you how to lie. Obviously most of you don't know. My intention is not to offend anybody (especially not women), i just want to approach this Issue in a funny way. If anybody of you has any Examples and Solutions you are welcome to join. One more thing.. don't give me any Responses like, if the people here are so bad go back to where you come from bla bla bla... Believe me, i have my Reasons to be here. I am sure everybody agrees on that their is nothing worst than a dumm or stupid lie. Here we go... LESSON # 1 Lie: I am sorry honey i couldn't take your phone call, i had no signal ! (very common) Solution: Next time you are bang... your ex Boyfriend or whoever just turn of the phone and say you run out of Battery. IF YOU HAVE NO SIGNAL THE PHONE WANT RING 8 TIMES BEFORE THE VOICEMAIL JUMPS IN ! Edited on 7/16/2009 11:07 AM by Andy28.
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#2 - Posted 9 July 2009, 10:17 AM
leonardo Location: Dominican Republic Join date: April 2008 Member #: 688 Posts: 44	Finally somebody is using this Forum for something constructive ! Andy, you are right, Dominican women really don't know how to lie.
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#4 - Posted 9 July 2009, 3:27 PM
USADR Location: United States Join date: February 2008 Member #: 340 Posts: 1056	RE: Dominican Woman don't know how to lie.. that's why they practice every Day ! Lesson 1 Quote: brasilia previously said: Quote: Andy28 previously said: This Post is dedicated to dominican women and has following Target... to try to teach you how to lie. Obviously most of you don't know. My intention is not to offend anybody (especially not women), i just want to approach this Issue in a funny way. If anybody of you has any Examples and Solutions you are welcome to join. One more thing.. don't give me any Responses like, if the people here are so bad go back to where you come from bla bla bla... Believe me, i have my Reasons to be here. I am sure everybody agrees on that their is nothing worst than a dumm or stupid lie. Here we go... LESSON # 1 Lie: I am sorry honey i couldn't take your phone call, i had no signal ! (very common) Solution: Next time you are bang... your ex Boyfriend or whoever just turn of the phone and say you run out of Battery. IF YOU HAVE NO SIGNAL THE PHONE WANT RING 8 TIMES BEFORE THE VOICEMAIL STARTS ! I SOUND LIKE A BRASILIAN CHICA WHO SUCKS BUTT ., I OFTEN FALL IN LOVE, FOR YOUR MONEY AND LIE ABOUT IT. I'M A SORRY HURT PUPPY. I NEED A MAN. I'M GOING TO JUMP IN THE POND.
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#5 - Posted 9 July 2009, 4:39 PM
Patricia Location: Dominican Republic Join date: April 2008 Member #: 660 Posts: 49	Sorry to all of you but andy has a point ! I wouldn't say Dominican women don't know how to lie. No offense to you Dominicans in that forum but i would go even further; Dominicans in General don't know how to lie !!!! The story's i hear from our employees for not showing up to work etc. are so unbelievable dumm, i always feel insulted because the must think i am complete idiot if they expect me to believe this crap. Sorry to you Dominicans out there, in general i really like you a lot, BUT... You are the worst liars in the world. Andy is Right ! Every Idiot can tell the truth, to be a successful liar you need a lot of brain. Ask any foreigner you know in this country and they will confirm what i am taking about.
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#6 - Posted 9 July 2009, 4:47 PM
Lautaro Location: Dominican Republic, Santo Domingo Join date: December 2007 Member #: 38 Posts: 4956	RE: Sorry to all of you but andy has a point ! Quote: Patricia previously said: I wouldn't say Dominican women don't know how to lie. No offense to you Dominicans in that forum but i would go even further; Dominicans in General don't know how to lie !!!! The story's i hear from our employees for not showing up to work etc. are so unbelievable dumm, i always feel insulted because the must think i am complete idiot if they expect me to believe this crap. Sorry to you Dominicans out there, in general i really like you a lot, BUT... You are the worst liars in the world. Andy is Right ! Every Idiot can tell the truth, to be a successful liar you need a lot of brain. Ask any foreigner you know in this country and they will confirm what i am taking about. That is because most of them can't keep track of their lies, and worse of all, they want to cover their mess up with even greater, more unbelievable ones. Edited on 7/9/2009 4:53 PM by Lautaro. "A man who strives after goodness in all his acts is sure to come to ruin, since there are so many men who are not good." Niccolo Macchiavelli - The Prince
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#7 - Posted 9 July 2009, 7:21 PM
brasilia Location: Dominican Republic Join date: July 2009 Member #: 3051 Posts: 100	RE: Sorry to all of you but andy has a point ! Quote: Lautaro previously said: Quote: Patricia previously said: I wouldn't say Dominican women don't know how to lie. No offense to you Dominicans in that forum but i would go even further; Dominicans in General don't know how to lie !!!! The story's i hear from our employees for not showing up to work etc. are so unbelievable dumm, i always feel insulted because the must think i am complete idiot if they expect me to believe this crap. Sorry to you Dominicans out there, in general i really like you a lot, BUT... You are the worst liars in the world. Andy is Right ! Every Idiot can tell the truth, to be a successful liar you need a lot of brain. Ask any foreigner you know in this country and they will confirm what i am taking about. That is because most of them can't keep track of their lies, and worse of all, they want to cover their mess up with even greater, more unbelievable ones. SOUNDS LIKE A DOMINICAN CHICA SUCKED YOUR SORRY BUTT UP, MADE YOU FALL IN LOVE, TOOK YOUR MONEY AND LEFT WITH ME AND LIED ABOUT IT. NOW YOU'RE A SORRY HURT PUPPY. GET OVER MAN. THERE ARE MORE FISH IN THE POND
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#8 - Posted 9 July 2009, 7:31 PM
USADR Location: United States Join date: February 2008 Member #: 340 Posts: 1056	RE: Sorry to all of you but andy has a point ! Quote: brasilia previously said: Quote: Lautaro previously said: Quote: Patricia previously said: I wouldn't say Dominican women don't know how to lie. No offense to you Dominicans in that forum but i would go even further; Dominicans in General don't know how to lie !!!! The story's i hear from our employees for not showing up to work etc. are so unbelievable dumm, i always feel insulted because the must think i am complete idiot if they expect me to believe this crap. Sorry to you Dominicans out there, in general i really like you a lot, BUT... You are the worst liars in the world. Andy is Right ! Every Idiot can tell the truth, to be a successful liar you need a lot of brain. Ask any foreigner you know in this country and they will confirm what i am taking about. That is because most of them can't keep track of their lies, and worse of all, they want to cover their mess up with even greater, more unbelievable ones. I'M A BRASILIAN CHICA WHO SUCKED YOUR SORRY BUTT. THIS GUY I FELL IN LOVE WITH TOOK MY MONEY AND LEFT WITHOUT ME AND LIED ABOUT IT. NOW I'M A SORRY HURT PUPPY. I NEED TO GET OVER IT MAN. I'M GONNA GO JUMP IN THE POND
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#9 - Posted 9 July 2009, 7:59 PM
USADR Location: United States Join date: February 2008 Member #: 340 Posts: 1056	RE: Sorry to all of you but andy has a point ! Quote: brasileraLoca previously said: Quote: Lautaro previously said: Quote: Patricia previously said: I wouldn't say Dominican women don't know how to lie. No offense to you Dominicans in that forum but i would go even further; Dominicans in General don't know how to lie !!!! The story's i hear from our employees for not showing up to work etc. are so unbelievable dumm, i always feel insulted because the must think i am complete idiot if they expect me to believe this crap. Sorry to you Dominicans out there, in general i really like you a lot, BUT... You are the worst liars in the world. Andy is Right ! Every Idiot can tell the truth, to be a successful liar you need a lot of brain. Ask any foreigner you know in this country and they will confirm what i am taking about. That is because most of them can't keep track of their lies, and worse of all, they want to cover their mess up with even greater, more unbelievable ones. WHO WOULD LIKE FOR A BRASILIAN CHICA TO SUCK THEIR BUTT UP? :
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#10 - Posted 9 July 2009, 11:16 PM
dreadlocks Location: United States Join date: December 2007 Member #: 4 Posts: 9069	RE: Sorry to all of you but andy has a point ! i love it when they produce a doctor's prescription, and tell you that mommy is "grave", and they have to get money to buy the medicina. then you check closely, and find that the issue date on the prescription is March 21, 2001.
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